Writer, filmmaker & obsessive woody allen fan

I don’t want anyone to recognise me or think that anything out of the ordinary is happening. So I’m going to wear a cowboy hat, a pair of aviator shades and everything should be fine.

“Push Rich out of your life path.”

—   My Ex-girlfriend’s mother.

(Source: icryuntililaugh)

The phrase ‘anti-social’ sounds so active. Like anti-guns or anti-gay marriage. I’m not protesting against sociality. I’m not going out of my way to not socialise. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I’m not going out anywhere.

Artists! Would you like to have your Art on the cover of an exclusive copy of Maniac on DVD?

Of course you would. 

In the lead up to the UK DVD/Blu-ray release of Maniac on the 1st July we will be holding an exclusive competition for all you aspiring artists out there. 

THE TASK - PRODUCE A ONE-OFF UNIQUE PIECE OF ARTWORK FOR AN EXCLUSIVE DVD COVER.

The winning design will be produced as an extremely exclusive limited edition of the movie which you will receive a copy of, along with a horror film bundle and a UK theatrical poster signed by screenplay writer Alexandre Aja. 

The competition ends Monday 24th June at 5pm (GMT). All applications should be submitted to GSandilands@metrodomegroup.com

Have a goose at the facebook page here and let people know.

Thanks!

Out of Focus (“Deconstructing Harry” - Woody Allen)

(Source: chish-and-fips)

Tonight I will be watching:

Arrested Development by Emily Vincent

woodyeveryday:

— From Arrested Development, “Double Crossers”

Arrested Development does Woody Allen.

Woody Allen boxing a Kangaroo

(Source: youtube.com)